Meaning

Praying at the porcelain altar

The meaning of the phrase

'Praying at the porcelain altar' is a comic reference to kneeling and vomiting down the toilet.

Not for all the tea in China
Not for all the tea in China

What’s the origin of the phrase ‘Praying at the porcelain altar’?

This is one of the colourful phrases coined by, or at least popularized by, the Australian comedian Barry Humphries during the 1970s in his Barry McKenzie column in Private Eye.

‘One of the many colourful phrases to come out of Oz.

Humphries is a master at such earthy language and has a repertoire of phrase for vomiting, coined or collected in his native Australia. He could hardly do better than study the works of a previous master collector - Francis Grose. In the 1785 version of his Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, he lists ‘Admiral of the Narrow Seas’ as:

“One who drunkenly vomits into the lap of one who sits next to him.”

See other phrases first recorded by Captain Francis Grose.

Sources

  1. Private Eye, 1970s · Barry Humphries' Barry McKenzie column, named as where the phrase was coined
  2. Francis Grose, A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1785): Admiral of the Narrow Seas · earlier collected slang for vomiting

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Cover of Grose's Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

Grose's Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

1823 · 296 pages

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