Worthless Phrases

Phrases

• A load of rubbish
• As useless as a chocolate fireguard
• As useless as a chocolate teapot
• As useless as tits on a boar
• Bad egg
• Beneath contempt
• Better off dead
• Bottom of the bin
• Busted flush
• Fool's gold (a brassy yellow mineral that the inexperienced prospector may mistake for gold)

• Fort Worthless (Nickname of Fort Worth Texas)
• Good for nothing
• Junk bond
• Liar's loan
• Not fit for a dog
• Not much cop
• Not worth a plugged nickel
• Not worth a tinker's dam
• Not worth the candle
• Not worth the paper it's printed on

• Pond scum
• Poor thing but mine own
• Resistance is futile (A catchphrase from Star Trek)
• Resistance is useless
• Rubbish in rubbish out
• Strictly for the birds
• Sub-prime mortgage
• That dog won't hunt
• Toxic paper
• Would not get out of bed for