Useless Phrases

Phrases

• Abbreviated piece of nothing
• As useless as a chocolate fireguard
• As useless as a chocolate teapot
• As useless as tits on a boar
• Bang your head against a brick wall
• Better off dead
• Buy a pup
• Couldn't act his way out of a paper bag
• Dead wood
• Don't give up the day job
• Famous for being famous
• Fifth wheel
• Fort Worthless (Nickname of Fort Worth Texas)
• Good for nothing
• It's had its day
• Not fit for purpose
• Not worth a plugged nickel
• Not worth a tinker's dam
• Not worth the candle
• Not worth the paper it's printed on
• Piss poor
• Put out to grass
• Resistance is futile (A catchphrase from Star Trek)
• Resistance is useless
• Shot to hell
• Strictly for the birds
• That cat won't jump
• Up the duff