Futile Phrases

Phrases

• As useless as a chocolate fireguard
• As useless as a chocolate teapot
• As useless as tits on a boar
• Fool's errand
• Fort Worthless (Nickname of Fort Worth Texas)
• Labour in vain
• Like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic
• Resistance is futile (A catchphrase from Star Trek)
• Resistance is useless
• Richard of York gave battle in vain
• Wild goose chase
• You're So Vain (Carly Simon song)