As normal as...

Posted by Smokey Stover on June 21, 2007

In Reply to: As normal as... posted by Bob on June 21, 2007

: : : Please does anyone know the completion of the saying "As normal as......"? I have been unable to remember it (if I ever knew it to begin with) and it's driving me nuts.

: : ...you and me.

: : ...normal can be.

: I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
: I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
: No more a smart little girl with no heart,
: I have found me a wonderful guy!

: I am in a conventional dither,
: With a conventional star in my eye.
: And you will note there's a lump in my throat
: When I speak of that wonderful guy!

Thank you, Oscar! I took the trouble to look for "as normal as" on the Internet, and of about 499,000 hits, the big winner was "as normal as possible." Also-rans included breathing, ever, anyone else, and blueberry pie. "As normal as farting" got 2 hits, and P.G. Wodehouse had a childhood as normal as rice-pudding.
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