As normal as...

Posted by Bob on June 21, 2007

In Reply to: As normal as... posted by ESC on June 21, 2007

: : Please does anyone know the completion of the saying "As normal as......"? I have been unable to remember it (if I ever knew it to begin with) and it's driving me nuts.

: and me.

: ...normal can be.

I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!

I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.
And you will note there's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!