Bunny trap and shotgun wedding
Posted by Lotg on November 08, 2004
In Reply to: Bunny trap and shotgun wedding posted by Word Camel on November 08, 2004
: : : : : In simpler days a young lady would get her intended to marry her by going off birth control pills and getting pregnant.(A bunny trap) Her dad would often help by hastily arranging a wedding without a many guests - a shotgun wedding.
: : : : : Life is so much more complicated now. How does a girl actually rope in a reluctant groom in the current era?
: : : : Pretending to be an utterly faithful nymphomaniac who loves sports is a good start...
: : : The bigger mystery is how men get women to marry them.
: : Pretending to be a dyed in the wool romantic who enjoys shoe-shopping, home decor, Ayn Rand novels and Russell Crowe/Pierce Brosnan/Orlando Bloom movies (choice here is dependent on the nature of the target bride) is also a good start...
: Ayn Rand? Russell Crowe/Pierce Brosnan/Orlando Bloom? Ewww... Ewwwwwww...
: (clearly not the way to a camel's heart)
Haha, what a bunch of cynics. Still, I do like some of the suggestions. And what's wrong with Russell??? I'll have him and Kevin Spacey any day.
BTW, I like the 'bunny trap' term - haven't heard that one either. Although, never ever ever did understand ANY women going to such lengths. Not for this self-centred girl would that method be.
- The problem with Crowe Word Camel 08/November/04
- Bunny trap ??? platypus 08/November/04
- Seriously Platypus? Lotg 08/November/04