Your mother wears combat boots, (revisited)

Posted by Dave on October 14, 2004

I was thinking of this phrase after watching the U.S. Presidential debates last night. It seemed to be the only thing that the president failed to charge against the senator.

I was trying to think why my mother might wear combat boots if she had ever worn combat boots which to my best knowledge she never has. I concluded that if she had been a camp follower of the lowest sort, willing to trade her favors for anything of value, she might indeed at some time wind up wearing combat boots. Once again, to the best of my knowledge, my mother never engaged in this occupation at any price.

I claim no accuracy for this conjecture, but if it is anywhere near accurate, it would take the phrase out of the non-sequitir category and turn it into real fighting words. This is, after all, my mother we're talking about.

• Your mother wears combat boots, (revisited) David FG 14/October/04
  • Your mother wears combat boots, (revisited) Dave 14/October/04
  • Your mother wears combat boots, (revisited) Bruce Kahl 14/October/04
    • Your mother wears combat boots, (revisited) Brian from Shawnee 14/October/04
      • Your mother is so stupid... Rude Boy 14/October/04
        • The dozens Bookworm 14/October/04
          • The dozens ESC 14/October/04
            • Yo mama, Jo mama Word Camel 14/October/04
              • Yo mama, Jo mama/Google SR 14/October/04
                • Giving credit where it's due Bookworm 14/October/04
                  • Giving credit where it's due Lewis 15/October/04
        • Your mother is so stupid... Dave 14/October/04