"...but I'd have to kill you."

Posted by Dooley Tiled on November 01, 2003

I am searching for the real origin of the phrase "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." My research, such that it is, leads me to believe it was first said by the CIA character on M*A*S*H. Anyone?

• "...but I'd have to kill you." Anders 02/November/03