Time is Money, Women are Evil

Posted by Unwise Prophet on June 15, 2003

Women are EVIL! Here's proof!

We all know that women require multiples of time and money.

women = time X money

and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"

time = money

so we have

women = money X money, so women = money^2

from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(evil)

by squaring both sides we have

money^2 = evil

and making the final substitution, we conclude

women = evil