"The Diet Prayer"

Posted by R. Berg on August 03, 2001

In Reply to: Poem posted by los stotter on August 03, 2001

: Can anyone give me the full title and citation to a piece of bad poetry that starts "You are what you eat, said the wise, old man. My G-D, if that's true, I'm a garbage-can!"

I searched on Google and found several sites. One is linked below; its URL (should the link disappear, as it will if anyone posts a follow-up) is
www.copie.com/ food/DietPrayer.htm