phrases, sayings, idioms and expressions at

I'd spit you in the river

Posted by Julie Bergmann on April 06, 2006

My Grandfather who is now deceased would always say,"I love you in my heart, love you in my liver, if I had you in my mouth, I'd spit you in the river."
What the heck does that mean? Has anybody ever heard of this CRAZY saying? He would say it all the time.