Geordie sayings

He/she's like one-o-clock half struck.
A face that would spyen a coo. (Turn a calf off its milk)
There's a rabbit off. "Something wrong"

One of my favourites - gets a cheer in my house -
"...and it's Shea-rer with another gool far the Toon!"

Gerra-way!

"Pee-ter Reid's got a monkey-monkey faice"
was popular for a while round our way.