Funny Phrases

Posted by Scott on April 09, 2001

In Reply to: Funny Phrases posted by ESC on February 22, 2000

she's been around, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
she's tighter than two sumo wrestlers on a moped.

I'm sweating more than two rats F----- in a wool sock.

I'm sweating more than a w h o r e in church