Posted by ESC on November 06, 2003
In Reply to: HELP! Need a quote as good as this! posted by Brian from Shawnee on November 05, 2003
: : I need to find a quote as witty and funny as "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".
: : In the context of "its as much use to us as......... is to a ...........
: : Can anyone help?
: : Thanks
: I'm told that a common farm expression is "About as useful as teats on a boar hog".
Useless as a screen door on a submarine.