Posted by ESC on November 06, 2003
In Reply to: HELP! Need a quote as good as this! posted by ESC on November 06, 2003
: : : I need to find a quote as witty and funny as "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".
: : : In the context of "its as much use to us as......... is to a ...........
: : : Can anyone help?
: : : Thanks
: : I'm told that a common farm expression is "About as useful as teats on a boar hog".
: Useless as a screen door on a submarine.
A couple from "This Dog'll Hunt: An Entertaining Texas Dictionary" by Wallace O. Chariton (Wordware Publishing, Piano, Texas, 1989, 1990):
Useless as a cowboy without a horse.
...a milk bucket under a bull.
...a saddle without a horse.