Posted by Bruce Kahl on September 04, 2003
In Reply to: Lies, Lies and more Lies posted by Word Camel on September 04, 2003
: : : : It is said that there are a series of phrases in english that are normally lies. This series includes:
: : : : 1) the check is in the mail
: : : : 2) I'll respect you in the morning
: : : : Does anyone have more phrases that should be taken with a grain of salt and a lie detector?
: : : We'll try and get you a raise after you've been here a while.
: : (Here's bob, looking for the "Mr. Restraint of 2003" Award, avoiding the dirty joke that normally follows the "three big lies" set-up....) "We're from the government. We're here to help you."
: "Trust me, I'm a doctor."
: "Read my lips:'no new taxes'"
: "This won't hurt a bit."
Push the button, Mikey!