Loo Phrases

Phrases

• A load of crap
• As happy as a pig in muck
• As rare as rocking horse droppings
• Bama Lama Bama Loo (Little Richard song)
• Beat the living crap out of
• Beat the snot out of
• Bunch of crap
• Cleans round the bend (Harpic Lavatory Cleaner advertising slogan)
• Crock of shit
• Cut the crap
• Do bears shit in the woods?
• Doesn't know shit from Shinola
• Eat shit and die
• Get your shit together
• Go ape shit
• Go to the bathroom
• He means wee
• He thinks his shit doesn't stink
• Holy shit
• In deep shit
• In the shit
• Like a pig in muck
• Like shit off a shovel
• Like shit through a goose
• No shit
• No shit Sherlock
• Pee Wee (Nickname of Harold Reese and Paul Wanninger)
• Please don't squeeze the Charmin toilet tissue (Charmin advertising slogan)
• Pony and trap (Cockney rhyming slang for crap)
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window (The Beatles song)
• Shit (or short) end of the stick
• Shit a brick
• Shit for brains
• Shit happens
• Shit hot
• Shit kicking
• Shit or get off the pot
• Shit stabber (slang term for a homosexual)
• Soft, strong and very long (Andrex toilet tissue advertising slogan)
• The shit end of the stick
• The shit hits the fan
• Toilet humour
• Toilet mouth (a foul mouthed person)
• Toilet trained
• Tough shit
• Up shit creek without a paddle
• Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown (line from nursery rhyme)
• Wee small hours of the morning
• What a crock of shit
• Who gives a shit?
• Wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom