Laxative Phrases

Phrases

• A load of crap
• As happy as a pig in muck
• As rare as rocking horse droppings
• Beach bum
• Beat the living crap out of
• Beat the snot out of
• Builder's bum
• Bum about
• Bum bandit
• Bum rap
• Bum steer
• Bum's rush
• Bunch of crap
• Crock of shit
• Cut the crap
• Do bears shit in the woods?
• Does my bum look big in this? (A catchphrase from The Fast Show)
• Doesn't know shit from Shinola
• Eat shit and die
• For years we've been making our products as if lives depend on them (Squib drug products advertising slogan)
• Get your shit together
• Go ape shit
• He thinks his shit doesn't stink
• Holy shit
• I coulda been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what I am (On The Waterfront)
• In deep shit
• In the shit
• Like a pig in muck
• Like shit off a shovel
• Like shit through a goose
• Miracle drug
• No shit
• No shit Sherlock
• Pain in the bum
• Please don't squeeze the Charmin toilet tissue (Charmin advertising slogan)
• Pony and trap (Cockney rhyming slang for crap)
• Shit (or short) end of the stick
• Shit a brick
• Shit for brains
• Shit happens
• Shit hot
• Shit kicking
• Shit or get off the pot
• Shit stabber (slang term for a homosexual)
• Soft, strong and very long (Andrex toilet tissue advertising slogan)
• Squeaky bum time
• The priceless ingredient of every product is the honor and integrity of its maker (Squib drug products advertising slogan)
• The shit end of the stick
• The shit hits the fan
• Toilet humour
• Toilet mouth (a foul mouthed person)
• Toilet trained
• Tough shit
• Up shit creek without a paddle
• What a crock of shit
• Who gives a shit?
• Yum Yum, pig's bum