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Hatch patch match

Posted by Brian from Shawnee on February 14, 2006

In Reply to: Hatch patch match posted by Gary Martin on February 14, 2006

: : what does "hatch patch match" or sth like this means?
: : thanks

: Hatch, match and dispatch. It's the functions carried out in church services - baptisms, marriages and funerals.

I never heard that one before. Sounds like they're one up on the "four-wheel churchgoers" who are wheeled in in a pram for their baptism, and wheeled out in a hearse at their funeral.