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My, she's good isn't she???

Posted by Lotg on November 12, 2004

In Reply to: And this morning... posted by Lewis on November 11, 2004

: : : : : : : In simpler days a young lady would get her intended to marry her by going off birth control pills and getting pregnant.(A bunny trap) Her dad would often help by hastily arranging a wedding without a many guests - a shotgun wedding.
: : : : : : : Life is so much more complicated now. How does a girl actually rope in a reluctant groom in the current era?

: : : : : : Pretending to be an utterly faithful nymphomaniac who loves sports is a good start...

: : : : : You mean that my wife (never caught being unfaithful), a woman not unenthusiastic in the bedroom department, for who each year I have to pay for a football season-ticket and listen to swearing/going into depression when the team loses - is pretending?
: : : : : bloody hell! she's a much better actress than I thought and I'm bloody annoyed at all those football-related expenses she has put me to - for goodness sake, I even got hold of FA Cup-Final tickets for her when I was out of work. Bitch!
: : : : : if she doesn't orgasm the next time we watch footy - I'll know you were right. the scales have dropped from my eyes.

: : : : : I am soo annoyed.

: : : : Lewis - I had no idea you were such a romantic fool!!!

: : : When I came in from the theatre last night, she was watching a football DVD - do you think the little minx might have been toying with me?

: : Someone's definitely toying with someone!

: She made me late for work - in a way that the details of which even Rude Boy would not post.

: Is it really all an act?

: (Mind you - rather than watch Newcastle on the tv last night - when she saw that Titus Bramble was playing and what Chelsea line-up he faced, all hopes of victory faded and she came down the pub)

She's sure got you fooled - chortle....

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