Brass Monkey ?QED
Posted by TheUnlurker on February 05, 2002
In Reply to: Brass Monkey ?QED posted by James Briggs on February 05, 2002
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: : : : lot's of wild speculations about brass monkeys by Ms Camel
et al (who's Al?)
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: : : : James Briggs said:
: : : : "As the
one who originally posted the the 'powder and brass monkey' explanation, and also
a bit of a scientist, I have to point out that a coefficient of linear change
gets magnified quite a bit when applied to a ring..."
: : : : Hmm! You assert this without evidence or argument, scientific or otherwise. If I were forced to speculate as to how a heated ring expands under heating I'd probably say:
: : : : If the temperature is changed to cause a 1m bar to expand by 1 unit then the circumference of a ring of diametre 1m would expand by pi units (i.e. 3.14 and a bit units).
: : : : Maybe that's what you meant by "magnified".
: : : : _*BUT*_ the diametre of this ring only increases by 1 unit, so what's your point?
: : : : Cordially,
: : : : TheUnlurker
: : : : PS: Which bit of a scientist did you post? I can't find it anywhere.
: : : A degree in Medicine! Physical objects have 3 dimensions. When cold, a ring contracts in diameter, width of the band and its height. Thus it shrinks significantly, enough to squeeze tightly backed iron balls (with a much less co-efficient of expansion/shrinkage than brass) out from the ring. In any case, this discussion is about the origin of the phrase, and not about the physical properties of brass - or iron, come to that! Do you have a better suggestion for the origin? I'd welcome it.
: : Oh I don't know,
er, let me think, let me think...
: : maybe it's a vulgarization of "cold enough
to freeze the whiskers/tail off a brass monkey". But that just begs the question
(sound of a million postings being typed on the subject of begging questions).
: : I am charmed that you think that this amounts to a game of best suggestions, but forgive me one more time visiting the world of the real; if, as you say, "when cold, a ring contracts in diameter (and) the width of the band contracts" wouldn't these effects tend to cancel each other out?
: : Regards,
: : TheUnlurker
:
OK, I give you best, but only because I have researched the true shape of a 'Brass
Monkey' and nothing to do with the physics of metal expansion/contraction!
:
A 'Google' search came up with a two sites with some historical accounts. I reproduce
them.
: Quote 1: It has often been claimed that the "brass monkey" was a holder
or storage rack in which cannon balls (or shot) were
: stacked on a ship. Supposedly
when the "monkey" with its stack of cannon ball became cold, the contraction of
iron
: cannon balls led to the balls falling through or off of the "monkey."
:
This explanation appears to be a legend of the sea without historical justification.
In actuality, ready service shot was kept on the gun or spar decks in shot racks
(also known as shot garlands in the Royal Navy) which consisted of longitudinal
wooden planks with holes bored into them, into which round shot (cannon balls)
were inserted for ready use by the gun crew. These shot racks or garlands are
discussed in: Longridge, C. Nepean. The Anatomy of Nelson's Ships. (Annapolis
MD: Naval Institute Press, 1981): 64. A top view of shot garlands on the upper
deck of a ship-of-the-line is depicted in The Visual Dictionary of Ships and Sailing.
New York: Dorling Kindersley, 1991): 17.
: Quote 2: Q AND A SECTION: BRASS MONKEY
WEATHER
: From Peter Grace: "Over here in Queensland, it gets pretty cool in
the evenings at this time of the year (though it's probably pretty mild by UK
standards). The other day, I used the expression brass monkey weather and was
asked to explain. Any ideas?"
: The full expansion of the phrase is "cold enough
to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" and is extremely common throughout the
English-speaking world, often reduced to the form you give, no doubt in polite
company. The origin is unknown. All I can report is that variants of it were first
recorded in the USA in the early part of this century. There is some suspicion,
because of a citation from 1835, that the phrase may in fact be at least of this
age.
: There is a story, often repeated, that the phrase originated in naval
warfare at the time of the Napoleonic wars, if not before. It is said that the
stack of cannon balls alongside each gun, arranged in a pyramid on a brass plate
to save space, was called a monkey. In very cold weather, it is related, the cannon
balls would shrink and balls would fall off the stack.
: Though monkey was
a term used in this context and era (the boys bringing charges to the guns from
the magazine were known as powder monkeys and there is some evidence that a type
of cannon was called a monkey in the mid seventeenth century), there is no evidence
for the word being applied to a pile of cannon shot.
: The explanation sounds
like a story that's been woven around a term already well known and is full of
logical holes: would they pile shot into a pyramid? (hugely unsafe on a rolling
and pitching deck); why a brass plate? (far too expensive, and unnecessary: they
actually used wooden frames with holes in, called garlands, fixed to the sides
of the ship); was the plate and pile together actually called a monkey? (no evidence,
as I say); would cold weather really cause such shrinkage as to cause balls to
fall off? (highly improbable, as all the balls would reduce in size equally and
the differential movement between the brass plate and the iron balls would be
only a fraction of a millimetre).
: Fun story, though.
: I'll modify the account on my web site
: James B
Are you conceding the point? You seem to have chosen quotes that suppport my position not yours.
I quote from your quotes:
"This explanation appears to be a legend
of the sea without historical justification"
and
"The explanation sounds
like a story that's been woven around a term already well known and is full of
logical holes"
Regards,
TheUnlurker
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