Posted by ESC on June 03, 2000
In Reply to: Slang posted by Bob on June 02, 2000
: : : Referring to the slang use of "two bagging" what does it mean in a sexual reference?
: : If it's what I think you mean, I've heard the phrase as "Double Bagging". It stems about a woman (usually a prostitute) who's considered to have a sexual disease that if a man were to have sex with her he would use two condoms-- (One over the other) to insure a thicker barrier and avoid contracting the disease.
: : "That woman's been around, so I'd have to double bag it.."
: : (At a bachelor party) --.."if you are going to have sex with the hired help, better double bag it,-- better yet, tripple bag it"! In High School
: : it's usually said just as an insult. Here's another insult to a girl I've heard: "I wouldn't have sex with you, even if I were using my friends' penis".
: : Now that you know what it means, try not to giggle at the grocery store clerk when he's packing your food and asks "excuse me ma'am, would you like me to double bag it"?
: But wait -- there's more. There's also the rude definition of someone as so ugly you wouldn't, uh, make love to him/her unless you put a bag over his/her head... which leads to an "Oklahoma two-bagger" which is not just a gratuitous insult directed at that fair state, it describes someone so thoroughly repellant that you need to put a bag over her/his head AND one over your own. Then, ultimately, comes
: "coyote ugly"... someone you wake up next to, with your arm underneath, and you find it necessary to gnaw off your arm and leave it behind rather than risk waking him/her up.
At least Bob said "him/her." It cuts both ways you know. How about "six-pack mama" or papa. Because one has to drink at least a six pack of beer to...