Posted by Unwise Prophet on June 15, 2003
Women are EVIL! Here's proof!
We all know that women require multiples of time and money.
women = time X money
and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"
time = money
so we have
women = money X money, so women = money^2
from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil
money = sqrt(evil)
by squaring both sides we have
money^2 = evil
and making the final substitution, we conclude
women = evil