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Time is Money, Women are Evil

Posted by Bob on June 16, 2003

In Reply to: Time is Money, Women are Evil posted by Unwise Prophet on June 15, 2003

: Women are EVIL! Here's proof!

: We all know that women require multiples of time and money.

: women = time X money

: and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"

: time = money

: so we have

: women = money X money, so women = money^2

: from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil

: money = sqrt(evil)

: by squaring both sides we have

: money^2 = evil

: and making the final substitution, we conclude

: women = evil

Sorry to interrupt your attempt at levity, but when you write in to this forum, it helps to quote correctly: the *love* of money is the root of all evil.