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Re: Time is Money, Women are Evil

Posted by Kwannon on June 16, 2003

In Reply to: Re: Time is Money, Women are Evil posted by Bob on June 16, 2003

: : Women are EVIL! Here's proof!

: : We all know that women require multiples of time and money.

: : women = time X money

: : and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"

: : time = money

: : so we have

: : women = money X money, so women = money^2

: : from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil

: : money = sqrt(evil)

: : by squaring both sides we have

: : money^2 = evil

: : and making the final substitution, we conclude

: : women = evil

: Sorry to interrupt your attempt at levity, but when you write in to this forum, it helps to quote correctly: the *love* of money is the root of all evil.

Followup: No friend of Schopenhauer's is a friend of mine.