Posted by Kwannon on June 16, 2003
In Reply to: Time is Money, Women are Evil posted by Bob on June 16, 2003
: : Women are EVIL! Here's proof!
: : We all know that women require multiples of time and money.
: : women = time X money
: : and according to Benjamin Franklin, "time is money"
: : time = money
: : so we have
: : women = money X money, so women = money^2
: : from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil
: : money = sqrt(evil)
: : by squaring both sides we have
: : money^2 = evil
: : and making the final substitution, we conclude
: : women = evil
: Sorry to interrupt your attempt at levity, but when you write in to this forum, it helps to quote correctly: the *love* of money is the root of all evil.
Followup: No friend of Schopenhauer's is a friend of mine.