Squeaking / constrained?
Posted by David FG on October 19, 2004
In Reply to: Squeaking / constrained? posted by SR on October 19, 2004
: : : : I recall a rather pretentious friend (read acquaintance) of mine once telling her boyfriend that she'd drunk an 'elegant sufficiency'.
: : : : I remember at the time thinking - ahhhhhhhh.... no, you're drunk - 'para', 'p*ssed as a newt', 'gonzo', ratsh*t, etc.
: : : : She then reeled off a series of apparently lady-like terms for less than lady-like behaviour. eg. I have fluffed - I squeaked. What the...???
: : : : As a girl from the bush, I considered all of this to be a serious case of BS. Yes indeed, we are inclined to 'talk straight' when we're from the bush. Fluffing is what we always called f*rting, squeaking - well to be frank, I never figured that one out.
: : : : So - my question here is, does anyone else have any other pretentious - supposedly lady-like terms I can use to cover up for primal/ignorant behaviour, AND does anyone else have the faintest idea what 'squeaking' is??? Cos - I have to admit - I never did figure out that whole 'squeaking' thing. Squealing - well yeah OK, I can work with that possibility, but SQUEAKING???
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: : : I've heard 'glowing' for 'sweating'.
: : Yes, Lady Camel. Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire and ladies glow.
: It might be an indication that the person is a 'tight ass.'
: How about 'dropping a rose?'
Squeaking is (I thought) a humorous term for 'farting'. Sorry for the indelicacy.
DFG
- Squeaky clean Lewis 19/October/04
- Squeaky clean SR 19/October/04
- Shoot a bunny Ward 19/October/04
- Falling off the roof! SR 19/October/04
- Fluffing Fluffer 19/October/04
- Shoot a bunny SR 19/October/04
- Drain the lizard Acme 19/October/04
- Falling off the roof??? Lotg 19/October/04
- Pythons, handbags and ladettes TheFallen 19/October/04
- Fluffer Acme 19/October/04
- Fluffer Smokey Stover 20/October/04
- Too late Smokey Lotg 20/October/04
- The Vapors and ladettes Bookworm 20/October/04
- Lad(d)ettes, fluffers and honky-tonk women Lewis 21/October/04
- Brings tears to my eyes Lotg 22/October/04
- Turning Japanese Lewis 22/October/04
- Turning Japanese Lotg 22/October/04
- Turning Japanese Lewis 22/October/04
- Brings tears to my eyes Lotg 22/October/04
- Lad(d)ettes, fluffers and honky-tonk women Lewis 21/October/04
- The Vapors and ladettes Bookworm 20/October/04
- Too late Smokey Lotg 20/October/04
- Fluffer Smokey Stover 20/October/04
- Fluffer Acme 19/October/04
- Pythons, handbags and ladettes TheFallen 19/October/04
- Falling off the roof??? Lotg 19/October/04
- Drain the lizard Acme 19/October/04
- Falling off the roof! SR 19/October/04
- Shoot a bunny Ward 19/October/04
- Squeaky clean SR 19/October/04