Hold it up to the light, not a stain and shining light ( Surf Washing Powder advertising slogan )
I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking ( the opening line of Goodbye To Berlin )
If all the world were Jell-O, And whipped cream filled the sea, Then the only spoon from here to the moon Would have to belong to me ( Jell-O Gelatin Dessert advertising slogan )