If all the world were Jell-O, And whipped cream filled the sea, Then the only spoon from here to the moon Would have to belong to me ( Jell-O Gelatin Dessert advertising slogan )
If enough people would stop smoking and start drinking, we could get out of ashtrays and into vermouth ( Cinzano advertising slogan )
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face ( Carl's Jr advertising slogan )
If man were meant to fly, God would have lowered the fares ( American Coach Lines advertising slogan )