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• A load of crap
• Arse about face
• Arse bandit
• Arse over tit
• As busy as a one legged arse kicker
• As cold as a well digger's arse
• As happy as a pig in muck
• As rare as rocking horse droppings
• As tight as a duck's arse
• As weak as gnat's piss
• As white as a sheet
• Bama Lama Bama Loo ( Little Richard song )
• Beat the living crap out of

• Beat the snot out of
• Blow a raspberry ( Cockney rhyming slang for fart )
• Blow it out your arse
• Boring old fart
• Bottle and glass ( Cockney rhyming slang for arse )
• Bowel movement
• Brain dump
• Brain fart
• Brown trousers
• Built like a brick outhouse
• Bunch of crap
• Change into your brown trousers
• Cheat sheet
• Clean sheet
• Consolidate your faeces
• Crock of shit
• Cut the crap
• Diarrhoea of the jawbone
• Do bears shit in the woods?
• Doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground
• Doesn't know his arse from his elbow
• Doesn't know shit from Shinola ( the meaning and origin of this phrase.. )
• Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining
• Drink, feck, arse ( A catchphrase from Father Ted )
• Dying on your arse
• Eat shit and die
• Fart around
• Fart in a windstorm
• Fie, foh, and fum, I smell the blood of a British man
• Fish and guests smell after three days
• Full of piss and vinegar
• Get off your arse
• Get your shit together
• Go ape shit
• Grow a tail
• He crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again
• He thinks his shit doesn't stink
• Holy shit
• Horse and cart ( Cockney rhyming slang for fart )
• I love the smell of napalm in the morning ( Apocalypse Now )
• I smell a rat
• In deep doo-doo
• In deep shit
• In the shit
• Keen sense of smell
• Keep a clean sheet
• Khyber pass ( Cockney rhyming slang for arse )
• Like a fart in a colander
• Like a pig in muck
• Like shit off a shovel
• Like shit through a goose
• My arse ( A catchphrase from Royle Family )
• Night soil
• No shit
• No shit Sherlock
• Number two
• On the piss
• Orson cart ( Cockney rhyming slang for fart )
• Pain in the arse
• Pee Wee ( Nickname of Harold Reese and Paul Wanninger )
• Piece of piss
• Piss about
• Piss in your pocket
• Piss like a fire engine
• Piss like a race horse
• Piss off
• Piss or get off the pot
• Piss poor
• Please don't squeeze the Charmin toilet tissue ( Charmin advertising slogan )
• Pony and trap ( Cockney rhyming slang for crap )
• Pooper scooper
• Quicker than lager turns to piss
• Raspberry tart ( Cockney rhyming slang for fart )
• Richard the Third ( Cockney rhyming slang for turd )
• Road apple
• Rose by any other name would smell as sweet ( the meaning and origin of this phrase.. )
• Scared shitless
• She bangs like the shithouse door
• Shift your arse
• Shit ( or short ) end of the stick
• Shit a brick
• Shit for brains
• Shit happens
• Shit hot
• Shit kicking
• Shit or get off the pot
• Shit stabber ( slang term for a homosexual )
• Singing from the same hymn sheet
• Smart arse
• Smell a rat
• Smell blood
• Smell the Glove ( fictional album by the spoof heavy-metal band Spinal Tap )
• Smell ya later
• Soft, strong and very long ( Andrex toilet tissue advertising slogan )
• Sparrow fart ( jokey term for the early morning )
• Stop and smell the roses
• Sweet smell of success
• Take the piss
• The crapper
• The galloping trots
• The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd
• The shit end of the stick
• The shit hits the fan
• Toilet humour
• Toilet mouth ( a foul mouthed person )
• Toilet trained
• Tough shit
• Up shit creek without a paddle
• Verbal diarrhoea
• Wake up and smell the coffee
• What a crock of shit
• What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Who gives a shit?
• Winnie the Pooh ( children's book by A A Milne )
• Wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom
• You smell, I stink ( Samuel Johnson quotation )