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- A load of crap
- Arse about face
- Arse bandit
- Arse over tit
- As busy as a one legged arse kicker
- As cold as a well digger's arse
- As happy as a pig in muck
- As rare as rocking horse droppings
- As tight as a duck's arse
- As weak as gnat's piss
- As white as a sheet
- Bama Lama Bama Loo ( Little Richard song )
- Beat the living crap out of
- Beat the snot out of
- Blow a raspberry ( Cockney rhyming slang for fart )
- Blow it out your arse
- Boring old fart
- Bottle and glass ( Cockney rhyming slang for arse )
- Bowel movement
- Brain dump
- Brain fart
- Brown trousers
- Built like a brick outhouse
- Bunch of crap
- Change into your brown trousers
- Cheat sheet
- Clean sheet
- Consolidate your faeces
- Crock of shit
- Cut the crap
- Diarrhoea of the jawbone
- Do bears shit in the woods?
- Doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground
- Doesn't know his arse from his elbow
- Doesn't know shit from Shinola ( the meaning and origin of this phrase.. )
- Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining
- Drink, feck, arse ( A catchphrase from Father Ted )
- Dying on your arse
- Eat shit and die
- Fart around
- Fart in a windstorm
- Fie, foh, and fum, I smell the blood of a British man
- Fish and guests smell after three days
- Full of piss and vinegar
- Get off your arse
- Get your shit together
- Go ape shit
- Grow a tail
- He crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again
- He thinks his shit doesn't stink
- Holy shit
- Horse and cart ( Cockney rhyming slang for fart )
- I love the smell of napalm in the morning ( Apocalypse Now )
- I smell a rat
- In deep doo-doo
- In deep shit
- In the shit
- Keen sense of smell
- Keep a clean sheet
- Khyber pass ( Cockney rhyming slang for arse )
- Like a fart in a colander
- Like a pig in muck
- Like shit off a shovel
- Like shit through a goose
- My arse ( A catchphrase from Royle Family )
- Night soil
- No shit
- No shit Sherlock
- Number two
- On the piss
- Orson cart ( Cockney rhyming slang for fart )
- Pain in the arse
- Pee Wee ( Nickname of Harold Reese and Paul Wanninger )
- Piece of piss
- Piss about
- Piss in your pocket
- Piss like a fire engine
- Piss like a race horse
- Piss off
- Piss or get off the pot
- Piss poor
- Please don't squeeze the Charmin toilet tissue ( Charmin advertising slogan )
- Pony and trap ( Cockney rhyming slang for crap )
- Pooper scooper
- Quicker than lager turns to piss
- Raspberry tart ( Cockney rhyming slang for fart )
- Richard the Third ( Cockney rhyming slang for turd )
- Road apple
- Rose by any other name would smell as sweet ( the meaning and origin of this phrase.. )
- Scared shitless
- She bangs like the shithouse door
- Shift your arse
- Shit ( or short ) end of the stick
- Shit a brick
- Shit for brains
- Shit happens
- Shit hot
- Shit kicking
- Shit or get off the pot
- Shit stabber ( slang term for a homosexual )
- Singing from the same hymn sheet
- Smart arse
- Smell a rat
- Smell blood
- Smell the Glove ( fictional album by the spoof heavy-metal band Spinal Tap )
- Smell ya later
- Soft, strong and very long ( Andrex toilet tissue advertising slogan )
- Sparrow fart ( jokey term for the early morning )
- Stop and smell the roses
- Sweet smell of success
- Take the piss
- The crapper
- The galloping trots
- The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd
- The shit end of the stick
- The shit hits the fan
- Toilet humour
- Toilet mouth ( a foul mouthed person )
- Toilet trained
- Tough shit
- Up shit creek without a paddle
- Verbal diarrhoea
- Wake up and smell the coffee
- What a crock of shit
- What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Who gives a shit?
- Winnie the Pooh ( children's book by A A Milne )
- Wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom
- You smell, I stink ( Samuel Johnson quotation )