In Reply to: The Queen of France... posted by Stan P on July 05, 2010 at 17:20:
: Does anyone know the origin of the phrase, "If the Queen of France had wheels she'd be a bicycle"?
I've not heard that version, although there are many variants of this. In Woody Allen's recent film 'Whatever works' there's the line "If Granny had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.".
I've no idea of the origin.