In honor of Valentine's Day, I am posting a smutty phrase from a Red State Update -- http://www.redstateupdate.com/ -- routine. The routine was crude and not funny, not representative of their usual political satire, but you've got to admit the phrase is vivid:
Conway Twitty got more panties wet than Maytag.
Mr. Twitty sang such tunes as Hello Darlin', I'd Love to Lay You Down, and You've Never Been This Far Before. http://conway.musiccitynetworks.com/index.htm Maytag = washing machine.