I never taught my asshole to read

Posted by RRC on February 22, 2008 at 19:40:

In Reply to: I never taught my asshole to read posted by Baceseras on February 22, 2008 at 17:53:

: : : : What does the phrase "I never taught my asshole to read" mean?

: : : : I encountered that one today, and I've never seen it before.
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: : : I haven't seen it nor can I find anything like it in Google, but my take is "even though you can read, you're still an asshole".

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: : Me neither, but I would have thought: "What you've written is poop." Pamela

: Me neither too, and I would have thought: "What you've written is bum-fodder, arse-wipe." - Bac.

Perhaps I should explain my reasoning... I have heard other usages that are similar where there is an implied something along the lines of "... but your mother did." So we have "I didn't teach my asshole to read, but your mother taught her asshole (meaning you) to read."

• I never taught my asshole to read Baceseras 23/February/08