If your uncle

If ifs and ands were pots and pans. My mother's next line was "We'd be washing up for ever". Has anyone else heard this version?

That's a new one to me anyway. It has a nice rhythm to it. Another not yet mentioned in this forum: "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas." I like that variation because "buts" are more on-target than "ands."

That is a new one. For more, search under "ifs" in the archives.

"If your uncle had t i t s, he'd be your aunt"

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Odd. I'd always heard "If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle."