Posted by Lewis on November 11, 2004
In Reply to: Haha posted by Lotg on November 10, 2004
: : : : : : In simpler days a young lady would get her intended to marry her by going off birth control pills and getting pregnant.(A bunny trap) Her dad would often help by hastily arranging a wedding without a many guests - a shotgun wedding.
: : : : : : Life is so much more complicated now. How does a girl actually rope in a reluctant groom in the current era?
: : : : : Pretending to be an utterly faithful nymphomaniac who loves sports is a good start...
: : : : You mean that my wife (never caught being unfaithful), a woman not unenthusiastic in the bedroom department, for who each year I have to pay for a football season-ticket and listen to swearing/going into depression when the team loses - is pretending?
: : : : bloody hell! she's a much better actress than I thought and I'm bloody annoyed at all those football-related expenses she has put me to - for goodness sake, I even got hold of FA Cup-Final tickets for her when I was out of work. Bitch!
: : : : if she doesn't orgasm the next time we watch footy - I'll know you were right. the scales have dropped from my eyes.
: : : : I am soo annoyed.
: : : Lewis - I had no idea you were such a romantic fool!!!
: : When I came in from the theatre last night, she was watching a football DVD - do you think the little minx might have been toying with me?
: Someone's definitely toying with someone!
She made me late for work - in a way that the details of which even Rude Boy would not post.
Is it really all an act?
(Mind you - rather than watch Newcastle on the tv last night - when she saw that Titus Bramble was playing and what Chelsea line-up he faced, all hopes of victory faded and she came down the pub)