Re: Bunny trap and shotgun wedding

Posted by Word Camel on November 08, 2004

In Reply to: Re: Bunny trap and shotgun wedding posted by TheFallen on November 08, 2004

: : : : In simpler days a young lady would get her intended to marry her by going off birth control pills and getting pregnant.(A bunny trap) Her dad would often help by hastily arranging a wedding without a many guests - a shotgun wedding.
: : : : Life is so much more complicated now. How does a girl actually rope in a reluctant groom in the current era?

: : : Pretending to be an utterly faithful nymphomaniac who loves sports is a good start...

: : The bigger mystery is how men get women to marry them.

: Pretending to be a dyed in the wool romantic who enjoys shoe-shopping, home decor, Ayn Rand novels and Russell Crowe/Pierce Brosnan/Orlando Bloom movies (choice here is dependent on the nature of the target bride) is also a good start...

Ayn Rand? Russell Crowe/Pierce Brosnan/Orlando Bloom? Ewww... Ewwwwwww...

(clearly not the way to a camel's heart)

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