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Some amusing amphibolies

Posted by Fred on October 20, 2004

Or are they amphibologies (taken from real signs)?
Toilet Out Of Order ... Please Use Floor Below
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes On
After Tea Break Staff Should Empty The Teapot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board
We Exchange Anything -- Bicycles, Machines, Etc. Why Not Bring Your Wife Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain
(spotted in a safari park) Elephants Please Say Inside Your Car
(notice in a farmer's field) The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free, But The Bull Charges