Posted by Brian from Shawnee on June 17, 2004
In Reply to: Need clarification posted by platypus on June 17, 2004
: : : Can someone please tell me the correct form of this phrase:
: : : "Give someone a rash of shit"
: : : or
: : : "Give someone a wrath of shit"
: : : Thanks.
: : Neither. The correct form is "Give someone a raft of shit".
: what the hell am I supposed to do w/ a raft of shit?
I suppose you could ship it to a farmer downstream who needs to fertilize his fields. A raft is actually the safest method of transporting the stuff, because there is no cargo hold for the methane gas to build up in, negating the need to "ship high in transit".