Deep doo-doo

Deep doo doo - The feeling of a relatively cold head, whilst the rest of the body is quite warm. This occurs when you are up to your neck in deep doo doo; Relatively accurate simulation of the feeling of being up to your neck in deep doo doo can be experienced, by wearing warm clothing on a cold day or alternatively, performing an unprovoked attack on a member of your local constabulary (a law enforcement officer).