Missionary position

What is the missionary position?

WordNet Dictionary

Definition: [n] a position for sexual intercourse; a man and woman lie facing each other with the man on top; so-called because missionaries thought it the proper position for primitive peoples

The story went that "primitive peoples" were free and inventive with their positioning. They saw the missionaries in only one -- so they called it the "missionary position."

I've got some friends who were missionaries - they never mentioned that they weren't allowed to do it doggy-style...

(she had a cute bottom, so it would have been a waste to miss it)