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Re: HELP! Need a quote as good as this!

Posted by ESC on November 06, 2003

In Reply to: Re: HELP! Need a quote as good as this! posted by Brian from Shawnee on November 05, 2003

: : I need to find a quote as witty and funny as "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".

: : In the context of "its as much use to us as......... is to a ...........

: : Can anyone help?

: : Thanks

: I'm told that a common farm expression is "About as useful as teats on a boar hog".

Useless as a screen door on a submarine.