Posted by Brian from Shawnee on November 05, 2003
In Reply to: HELP! Need a quote as good as this! posted by Leon on November 05, 2003
: I need to find a quote as witty and funny as "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".
: In the context of "its as much use to us as......... is to a ...........
: Can anyone help?
I'm told that a common farm expression is "About as useful as teats on a boar hog".