HELP! Need a quote as good as this!

Posted by Leon on November 05, 2003

I need to find a quote as witty and funny as "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".

In the context of "its as much use to us as......... is to a ...........

Can anyone help?

Thanks

• Re: HELP! Need a quote as good as this! Brian from Shawnee 05/November/03
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