Posted by ESC on June 26, 2003
GODSMACK - "Creationists do generally agree with scientists that minor changes can occur within species over time.(but) they're likely to Godsmack anyone who suggests one creature could morph into another over eons." The Five-Minute Guide to Evolution," Esquire magazine, July 2003.
DIESEL D*CK - "An involuntary erection caused by engine vibration. It's often suffered by truck drivers." Excerpt in Esquire magazine, July 2003, from "Sex: A User's Guide," by Stephen Arnott.