Posted by ESC on January 18, 2000
In Reply to: How cold is it in Cincinnati today? posted by Joe Pessell on January 18, 2000
: Colder than a well-diggers ass.
: Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
: It's a tid bit nipple.
Cold as a banker's heart
Cold as a dead snake in a deep freeze
Cold as hell with the furnace off
Cold as an outhouse seat in January
Cold enough to freeze the (fill-in-the blank) off a brass monkey
Cold enough to freeze the stink off (fill-in-the- blank)
Cold enough to make cows give ice cream
...from of "This Dog'll Hunt" by Wallace O. Chariton.