Posted by ESC on October 26, 2001
In Reply to: Need some help posted by Urgent on October 26, 2001
: English is not my first language so I need some help:
: I'm not searching for one phrase or two. I need a whole letter
: Can you help?
: I know this might sound like one of the saddest requests on any forum ever.
: For months now, I have been visiting a certain football website. I wanted to discuss football and talk about my favourite team. I never knew you needed to have a PhD in English literature in order to join in the discussion.
: Anyway, what I need is help in writing a strongly worded letter to the people on that discussion forum showing them the error of their ways. The wittier your responses are the better.
: You can regard this as a challenge and include your best phrases in the letter.
: I'm not asking for a list of swears words.
From your post, it looks like you have a good command of the English language.